woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
