My brain says no but my pants say off.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
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