batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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