Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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