and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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