Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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