she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
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