Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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