I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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