Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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