Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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