That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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