So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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