Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
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