So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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