I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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