wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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