omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
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