Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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