I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Randomize
