Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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