I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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