Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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