Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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