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Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
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