I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
do herpes really smell.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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