So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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