thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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