69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
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