Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Alive.
So much puke
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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