We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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