i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
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