Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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