i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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