marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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