windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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