I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
