If i come over, it means nothing
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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