only if we run a train.
done.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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