I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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