so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
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