ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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