Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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