Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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