So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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