What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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