Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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