What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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