And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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