Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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