His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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