Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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