so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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