in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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