Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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