i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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