if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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